Straight from the final responders comes this darkly hilarious tee that says it all. Designed for coroners, death investigators, and those who do the job no one else will, this shirt keeps it short, savage, and true. Featuring bold text and clean graphics, it’s perfect for on duty, off duty, or that one coworker who jokes about toe tags over lunch.
Comfortable fit. Durable print. 100% Coroner-certified sarcasm.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and comfort
- Seamless design to minimize fabric waste
- Ribbed collar that retains its shape
- Soft and smooth fabric for printing
- Ethically sourced US cotton for sustainability

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50